Fart Alert Button

Just press the big red button and the Fart Alert will sound with one of these phrases:

• '5, 4, 3, 2, *FART*... woops'
• *FART* 'Woops, that one just slipped out'
• *FART* 'Ooh, I think I messed myself'
• *FART* 'Man, I thought I smelled something'
• *QUIET FART* 'Ooh! Silent but violent!'
• *FART* 'Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!
• 'Woh! Rotten eggs anyone? Woh!' *FART*
• *FART* 'Oh! See a doctor wouldya!'
• 'Ah! The distinct bouquet.. *FART* ..of ass!'
• *FART* 'Ouch! That one burns! Oooh!'
• *FART* 'Urgh, who stepped on a frog?!'
• 'Pull my finger *FART*
• *FART* Woh! Smells like something crawled up your butt and died!'

Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included)