Be prepared the next time someone lets one rip with the Red Alert Fart Button! This manually operated desktop device has built in speakers that broadcast umpteen different alerts when the button is pressed. So, when someone lets one go, you don't even need to open your mouth. Instead, raise the alarm by giving the red alert button a quick press to let everyone know they have to flee!
Just press the big red button and the Fart Alert will sound with one of these phrases:
'5, 4, 3, 2, *FART*... woops'
*FART* 'Woops, that one just slipped out'
*FART* 'Ooh, I think I messed myself'
*FART* 'Man, I thought I smelled something'
*QUIET FART* 'Ooh! Silent but violent!'
*FART* 'Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!
'Woh! Rotten eggs anyone? Woh!' *FART*
*FART* 'Oh! See a doctor wouldya!'
'Ah! The distinct bouquet.. *FART* ..of ass!'
*FART* 'Ouch! That one burns! Oooh!'
*FART* 'Urgh, who stepped on a frog?!'
'Pull my finger *FART*
*FART* Woh! Smells like something crawled up your butt and died!'
Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included)
Our Price: £6.50
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